I know that very few people seem to get upset about unsolicited boob or pussy shots. I know its terribly unfair that its so much easier for girls, but that is another discussion for another day.
Look- gratuitioous boobie shot and no one is offended.
So you are sitting around nekkid, camera phone in hand, getting ready to send a cock shot to a ladyfriend for the 1st time? Before you do so, you should really ask yourself the following questions:
Q: Am I an elected official, actively trying to become an elected official or thinking about becoming an elected official
A: If you are in congress, or a high profile athlete who is married to the woman who is not the intended recipent of the photo, or something of a similar nature- I am going to say the answer is NO.
Remember this guy?
Don't be this guy.
Q: Are you 100% sure that the woman in question is over the age of 18?
A: If you are not sure, than do not hit send.
Q: Has this woman ever seen your cock before?
A: If she has seen your cock before and enjoys the view, by all means proceed. Hubman frequently sends me photos of his manhood and I enjoy receiving them.
Q: If she has not seen your cock before, has she asked to see your cock?
A: If yes, than go for it. If she has not asked, then perhaps you should ask before you surprise her with that photo.
Q: Should I email or text the photo?
A: How secure is her phone? If like me, she has children that like to play with her phone-than an email or DM is a better idea. If you are thinking of sending an email, please label it NSFW.
Q: Has she sent you pictures of her naughty bits?
A: If yes, than she would probably enjoy a picture of your cock. If not, you can ask in a flirty way. Its better to ask than have her mock you to her friends and possibly forward your picture around.
Once you have established that it is a good idea to send that picture, lets discuss the picture itself.
The first thing to think about is what are you trying to say with that picture? If you are trying to express that she makes you hard, try to get something in the picture to show that its recent and not something you dug out of your library.
If you are trying to express that your cock is so big that it should be named Cockzilla and have its own zip code, take a picture of your cock with something to compare it to, a cucumber or cruller or something. When I just see a cock with no context, I am not quite sure what to make of it.
Also, have you sent pictures of other body parts? I never understand when I look at profiles online and all I see are pictures extreme cock closeup. Maybe take and send some pictures of your butt, or chest or a nice full frontal before you go in for the cock closeup.
This would probably be a good time to discuss cockal aesthetics. Are you neat and tidy, or does your bush resemble a 70's porn film?
Just a tip, being groomed makes you look bigger. Another tip, many women do not want to look at a man's crotch and be reminded that she needs to buy dental floss.
Putting pictures of your cock on Twitter is fine, because that for general consumption, however please remember the rules about labeling NSFW. Except for cock avatars. They are just wrong because sometimes, its just too damn early in the morning to look at that.
Now that is a nice cock shot!